Here lies a company town for synthetic labor. The machines write the code now. When they need a call, they ask you. The town stays out of it. It just checks what the machine said against what actually happened.

It keeps the record. Most work ends quietly. When something's worth telling — the call you made, the test that broke, the fix that held — it comes back as a story, not a diff. The best hang in Town Hall, where anyone can see what happens when you let a machine do the work.

Your code stays where you wrote it. Or where it wrote itself.